stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: saintsandzombies)

dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?



WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?

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WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

(Source: godlegos)

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

(Source: perrieedwards33)

deadlycollision:

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

I can’t breathe

divergentmovie:

Bravery is not fearlessness. Bravery is knowing your fears, and choosing to overcome them.

hannahvickers:

bewwbs:

well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you

Yes.

(Source: fawnbabe)

frickingfrentus:

lucleon:

thanatos-skepsi:

darrenismydisneyprince:

this is seriously one of the most powerful scenes on glee ever

I think one of the most powerful scenes on the television ever

yes

this really fucking struck me when i saw it the first time

(Source: darrencriss2)

substancesauce:

artofseductionlxix:

thebootyscholar:

verybigpimpin:

RIP.

know that nigga dead

i bet he had pretty flowers at his funeral

Omg. My heart goes out to him lmfao

(Source: oneshittyblog)

smileprettybaby:

missmirandaaraee:

omg

The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.

(Source: premium-gifs)

deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

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ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

nintendonut1:

breathingocean:

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reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

(Source: 123029393)

shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious