ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

(Source: hordies4lyfe)

Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

—(via makelvenotwar)

(Source: amortizing)

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(Source: muareen)

tshawnraw:

kirbsuperb:

I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝

I needed to see this

overtextposts:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

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DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

katara:

why is this so funny 

katara:

why is this so funny 

marimmbero:

chiefsimba:

Bruh if this don’t have over a million notes…

The American education system was never about learning

marimmbero:

chiefsimba:

Bruh if this don’t have over a million notes…

The American education system was never about learning

(Source: mposey6)

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

—My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

gelphie:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

(Source: barretweed)

harrehshipsdontlie:

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION

#NO MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HER DAD#EVERYONE KNEW THAT HANNAH MONTANA’S DAD WAS ROBBIE RAY #HOW DID THEY NOT #MAKE THE CONNECTION #HIS DISGUISE IS EVEN WORSE THAN MILEY’S IT’S A FUCKING MOUSTACHE