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koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

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DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

katara:

why is this so funny 

katara:

why is this so funny 

marimmbero:

chiefsimba:

Bruh if this don’t have over a million notes…

The American education system was never about learning

marimmbero:

chiefsimba:

Bruh if this don’t have over a million notes…

The American education system was never about learning

(Source: mposey6)

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

—My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

gelphie:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

harrehshipsdontlie:

cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

ok my main problem with hannah montana is like how DID HER FRIENDS NOT KNOW IT WAS HER IM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD A BLONDE WIG ON MY FRIENDS WOULD HIT ME AND TELL ME I LOOK LIKE A DICK AND NOT BE LIKE OH LOOK A POP SENSATION

#NO MY BIGGEST PROBLEM IS HER DAD#EVERYONE KNEW THAT HANNAH MONTANA’S DAD WAS ROBBIE RAY #HOW DID THEY NOT #MAKE THE CONNECTION #HIS DISGUISE IS EVEN WORSE THAN MILEY’S IT’S A FUCKING MOUSTACHE

(Source: punkjumper)

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

(Source: 107409)

(Source: arizonasrobbins)

thatstippytop:

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

Australian News everybody.

mostly-jensen:

rawrimmadinosaur22:

Harry Potter is like a fine whisky; it gets better with age.

Sherlock is like heroin; everyone is itching for their next fix.

Doctor Who is like red wine; mature and has a big history.

Supernatural;

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mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU